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two flat 

A term common in Chicago for a multi-story house that's been remodeled to accommodate an apartment on each floor. Sometimes also referred to as a "polish flat," likely referring to Chicago's large Polish population.
Dude 1: Hey, should I get an apartment in a high rise or a two flat?
Dude 2: Just get an apartment in a two flat. It's less expensive and you won't seem like a yuppie douchebag.
two flat by Fleurbeurgeur September 16, 2013
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Two toned flat nose gorilla 

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista
Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"