two and a bit

A deliberately vague response given when asked a question concerning numbers in some way or form. In most cases, an exact figure is requested.

It can be used in many scenarios, such as time, distance and mathematics.

Q: What time is it?
A: Two and a bit.

Q: How far is it to the beach?
A: Two and a bit.

Boss: How many widgets did we sell at month-end?
Employee: Two and a bit.

by LardBoy November 11, 2005

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

simply a long insult

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

by Austin D August 30, 2006

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

it is a really big insult

kyle depenning is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

by kyle depenning December 14, 2006

MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK

THE MOTHER FUCKIN' ULTIMATE INSULT.

CARTMAN'S MOM IS A MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK.

by MATTPOWNS June 27, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007

Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

Modern day “two birds one stone” but with a twist to spruce it up.

Can I share with you, Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

by B-rizzy June 23, 2021