textaphobic

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Having an aversion to all forms of text, specifically text messages.

Matt: Why did you just text message me when you were two feet away?
Brian: You're so textaphobic.

textaphobic by Democratic Banana Republic May 1, 2009

Words you can keep

Tweetaphobic

1. A person who is unable or unwilling to be shown how to tweet on Twitter. Most often a technologically challenged individual, usually associated with advanced age.

2. The complete fear of Twitter or anything associated with it.

Teen: My dad is such a tweetaphobic! He doesn't even have a cell phone!!!! HE IS SO 50's!!!!!

Tweetaphobic by Tweetalicious x99 April 26, 2009

Related Words

Twittaphobic • textaphobic • timaphobic • Tweetaphobic • Twilophobic • Twitaholic • twitaphobe

Twitaholic

Someone who is obsessed with Twitter

She spends most of her time tweeting, she's a Twitaholic

Twitaholic by sooficarballo January 6, 2012

Twilophobic

Anti-Twilight; the fear of Twilight fangirls and fanboys; hates Twilight in general.

Two Examples. Both Dialouge.
1. "So Ashley, what do you truly believe in? What do you stand up for?"
"I'm Anti-Twilight."
"What? 0_0"
"What I'm basically saying is....I'm Twilophobic."

2. "So Falala, what's your favorite novel?"
"LYKE OMFG, I LOVE TWILIGHT! I L0VE TWILIGHT SO MUCH. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. LYKE...THE MOVIE IS SO AMAZINGGGGGGG!OMFG...EDWARD CULLEN! -gasms-"
"Um, please step five feet away from me."
"EXCUSE ME?"
"STEP THE FUCK BACK WOMAN! I'm Twilophobic! Please...I can't handle it! -flees-

Twilophobic by Ashley Nicole; April 29, 2009

Twittaphobic

Fear of getting caught in lies due to others obsessive twittering.

When an individual will not associate themselves with anyone who is twittering nearby in fear of their dirty laundry being spread.

Ever since my wife caught me lying to her about going to the titty bar due to my friends twitter, I have become extremity twittaphobic.

Twittaphobic by barney_phife September 19, 2009

twitaphobe

A person who refuses to join Twitter and just doesn't see what the hype is about.

person 1: Dude! Follow me on twitter!
person 2: naw man, I don't use that.
person 1: fuck man why are you such a twitaphobe?

twitaphobe by Tweetledee April 27, 2009

timaphobic

having or showing a dislike toward one that is a tima, specifically a timareen

jeez did you see that girl tima? im bouto become timaphobic 🤢

timaphobic by notsoftjunn March 1, 2021

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026