twistrod 

A slightly curved penis.

Quit polishing your twistrod.

twistrod by Mr. Blowjangles April 3, 2004

Twitroduce

To introduce two people to one another, via Twitter.

Hey @ericaderosa, I'd like to twitroduce you to my good friend @andrewteman. He is fantastic.

Twitroduce by escapegoat December 9, 2010

twintroduce 

To introduce two or more users on the social media platform Twitter, without them actually meeting in person.

@wilw, I'd like to twintroduce you to @caustichchick. She's your number one fan!

twintroduce by causticchick August 25, 2011