A big purple dildo who is very hairy and has sparkles on him. He is best friends with the buddy o'croddys and loves to fuck them in the ass and will fuck up anyone who says buddy.
Buddy: I need some dick rn Mr. Twinkles: "Flies in and goes straight for the asshole"
The sound that sometimes accompanies a homosexual's action after they do something incredibly gay like. Typically this only applies to male homosexuals.
As the gay man said, "Wow! That top looks fabulous on you!" you could almost hear the gay twinkles.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.