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twink dick 

Twink dick is when a skinny gay twink has a disproportionately large penis
“I couldn’t believe it. When I took off his pants he had a twink dick! It was almost as big as his thighs!”
twink dick by socalgay February 3, 2019
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Think Dick 

To suck dick so well that person makes a person come the hardest they ever had!!
After Jason went to the underground sex party he had a hot chick Think Dick to him for the first time.
Think Dick by grantrubyn September 10, 2010

twin dick 

a man who has two male parts penetrated into them.
man (steve): wow that feels great.
twin men: what the hell are you talking about?
man (steve): you two inside me.
twin men: Myself (jesse) and my friend (austin) don't do this for free usually, we get big money for our twin dick.
man (steve): oh you big sillies!
twin dick by Steve Shiller May 25, 2009

Twinky Dick 

Male genitalia that is in the shape of a twinky (small, fat, and often looks terrifying) and often exhibits "little dick energy".
"That dude has such a twinky dick, I couldn't even feel it."

"Bro you ain't got no room to talk about size twinky dick."
Twinky Dick by shortstack555 September 25, 2025

dick think 

Verb:

1) To think extremely irrationally as a result of being horny.

Dick thinking frequently leads to moronic behavior. This is primarily present in men, although a minority of women will experience this. A myriad of stupid behavior men engage in can be explained by this phenomenon.
John(horny): Well, my ex-girlfriend Lisa called. She asked if I would drive 300 miles to feed her cat over my vacation. I think its a good idea, maybe she'll put out.

Rob: What are you fucking nuts? You're dick thinking man! This broad's got a boyfriend and has been rejecting you for years.

John: Okay I won't feed the cat. Thanks for stopping me, I was dick thinking for sure.
dick think by Limit5311 January 4, 2012

Dick Twin 

When two bros find that they have identical penises.
“WOW BRO! Nice dick! It looks just like mine! You must be my dick twin!”
Dick Twin by Neubekk June 19, 2019

Dick Twins

When, in your group of friends, there are two friends who believe they are closer than anybody else and will continually ignore or make fun of everybody else because they are so "close" and have SO many inside jokes to share with each other. This quality makes them act and seem like dicks. Their friends that have been isolated sometimes question whether or not these two friends are actually dating because they appear to be so "close".
Person 1:"Hey, are the Dick Twins coming over tonight?"
Person 2:"Nah man, they're fine when they're by themsevles with us, but when the both of them are together I just can't deal with them."

Person 1:"Hey-not everybody's here yet-where are the Dick Twins?"
Person 2:"I dunno, they bailed on me man-they're probably out on a date or something because you know how "close" they are."
Dick Twins by MonMon de BonBon July 25, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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