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“I couldn’t believe it. When I took off his pants he had a twink dick! It was almost as big as his thighs!”
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Think Dick
After Jason went to the underground sex party he had a hot chick Think Dick to him for the first time.
Think Dick by grantrubyn September 10, 2010
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twin dick
man (steve): wow that feels great.
twin men: what the hell are you talking about?
man (steve): you two inside me.
twin men: Myself (jesse) and my friend (austin) don't do this for free usually, we get big money for our twin dick.
man (steve): oh you big sillies!
twin men: what the hell are you talking about?
man (steve): you two inside me.
twin men: Myself (jesse) and my friend (austin) don't do this for free usually, we get big money for our twin dick.
man (steve): oh you big sillies!
twin dick by Steve Shiller May 25, 2009
Twinky Dick
Male genitalia that is in the shape of a twinky (small, fat, and often looks terrifying) and often exhibits "little dick energy".
"That dude has such a twinky dick, I couldn't even feel it."
"Bro you ain't got no room to talk about size twinky dick."
"Bro you ain't got no room to talk about size twinky dick."
Twinky Dick by shortstack555 September 25, 2025
dick think
Verb:
1) To think extremely irrationally as a result of being horny.
Dick thinking frequently leads to moronic behavior. This is primarily present in men, although a minority of women will experience this. A myriad of stupid behavior men engage in can be explained by this phenomenon.
1) To think extremely irrationally as a result of being horny.
Dick thinking frequently leads to moronic behavior. This is primarily present in men, although a minority of women will experience this. A myriad of stupid behavior men engage in can be explained by this phenomenon.
John(horny): Well, my ex-girlfriend Lisa called. She asked if I would drive 300 miles to feed her cat over my vacation. I think its a good idea, maybe she'll put out.
Rob: What are you fucking nuts? You're dick thinking man! This broad's got a boyfriend and has been rejecting you for years.
John: Okay I won't feed the cat. Thanks for stopping me, I was dick thinking for sure.
Rob: What are you fucking nuts? You're dick thinking man! This broad's got a boyfriend and has been rejecting you for years.
John: Okay I won't feed the cat. Thanks for stopping me, I was dick thinking for sure.
dick think by Limit5311 January 4, 2012
Dick Twins
When, in your group of friends, there are two friends who believe they are closer than anybody else and will continually ignore or make fun of everybody else because they are so "close" and have SO many inside jokes to share with each other. This quality makes them act and seem like dicks. Their friends that have been isolated sometimes question whether or not these two friends are actually dating because they appear to be so "close".
Person 1:"Hey, are the Dick Twins coming over tonight?"
Person 2:"Nah man, they're fine when they're by themsevles with us, but when the both of them are together I just can't deal with them."
Person 1:"Hey-not everybody's here yet-where are the Dick Twins?"
Person 2:"I dunno, they bailed on me man-they're probably out on a date or something because you know how "close" they are."
Person 2:"Nah man, they're fine when they're by themsevles with us, but when the both of them are together I just can't deal with them."
Person 1:"Hey-not everybody's here yet-where are the Dick Twins?"
Person 2:"I dunno, they bailed on me man-they're probably out on a date or something because you know how "close" they are."
Dick Twins by MonMon de BonBon July 25, 2010