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A person who is being an annoying little shit.
Bob Z was being such a twimph today.
twimph by Breast z June 10, 2016
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Timphoes 

a name for a kid who sucks at video games and typically blows at life. This person is usually the slowest snowboarder on the slopes.
Wow, you blow timphoes at call of duty.
Timphoes by the ra1n maker February 24, 2011
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Timphony 

A SUPER sexy, intelligent, wonderful and magical breed of people. Basically unicorns. Especially if there first name starts with a C as in Cindy.
Damn, she’s HOT! She must be a Timphony!
Timphony by JustAGent January 1, 2019

twiphilus 

The underlying condition that is the cause of tweet twitches. One contracts twiphilus through the creation of their twitter account. The condition may lie dormant for long periods of time and then erupt in a series of tweet twitches. The tweet twitches are highly likely to aggravate the twiphilus present in other twitter users who are following the twiphilus victim. There is neither a cure nor a treatment.
Sarah has a terrible case of twiphilus. I just checked my phone and I have 20 unread tweets from her. The worst part is I later realized that I responded to almost all of them without even realizing it.
twiphilus by AmericanSwagSociety April 28, 2011

twimping 

The act of "pimping" someone out on Twitter, such as constant shoutouts, retweeting and favoriting their tweets.
"@Mark49 has been twimping me out for a week now!"
twimping by Nitroverdose April 23, 2015

Twimples 

When you have a twinning pimple with someone
Omg! We have matching twimples
Twimples by YUH12 June 5, 2017
The online name for president-elect trump based on how much of a baby he acts like.
Twimp was acting Twimpy by lashing out at his detractors.
Twimp by telegram4mongo December 19, 2016
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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