twimpering 

when a Trumpian character whimpers to the press about how unfairly he's being treated; a would-be dictator whining like a little bitch in the media.

His Twimpering reached a new level on Tuesday, as Trump claimed CNN was 'out to get me because I have secret evidence that Ted Turner made cyborg babies'.

twimpering by kcxlkvdxlvl;v;lkx May 21, 2017

limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

limbering for timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

live twittering 

In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.

Examples of live twittering...

Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."

At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."

At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."

live twittering by deathwish124 July 3, 2009

twittering

When writing a message on twitter. Used as a verb.

John: Hurry up man, we have to go.
Jake: Wait a second I'm twittering.

twittering by lies03 May 1, 2008

Timbering

The act of planking on your backside with a boner. when you lay down in any place with your boner facing strqaight up to the sky.

-The man was timbering in the middle of the sidewalk
-while timbering my tree started to fall down

Timbering by mojoman449988231 September 21, 2011

twittering

A vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the vaginal cavity. Must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. Often used as a substitue for foreplay by finance majors.

I was twittering this girl last night when she asked if thats all it was.

twittering by NoPhilo June 10, 2009