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Ewww I can smell Mellie's twiffy from here
twiffy by Tom Ferrek March 8, 2004
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Twiffender 

A Twitter felon. A person who's been suspended from Twitter because they're considered offensive or a threat to the establishment. Twiffenders are usually law abiding, patriotic American citizens who identify as Conservatives, Republicans, or Constitutionalists.
1. After being deemed a Twiffender John began using a backup account.
2. Once you've labeled a Twiffender it's nearly impossible to be reinstated on Twitter without a shadow.
3. After my last account was flagged I became a third degree Twiffender.
Twiffender by SpitFire4Truth June 2, 2020
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The nick name given to an Instrumentation Technician. The term Tiffy is derived from the Royal Navy designated tradesmanship "Instrument Artificer" Artificer later replaced with the term Technician in Petro-Chemical, Pharmaceutical and Oil & Gas Exploration and Production industries.

A group of Instrument techs are commonly referred to as Tiffy's" or "Tiffies".
Operations supervisor askes the Maintenance Supervisor... "Can you arrange for a tiffy to inspect the pressure reading instruments on the reactor column? They appear to be indicating incorrectly.
Tiffy by YZF1070 January 3, 2019
A light or lazy version of masturbation, where one is not intending to finish the job. Mindless manipulation of the genitals while being preoccupied with other non-sexual tasks, often not even resulting in arousal.
Bill: "What are you doing, bro?"
Steve: "Not much, dude. Just watching the game and twiffling my junk."
twiffling by Leoness August 6, 2014

Tiffy Makes Me Stiffy

Person 1 : TIFFY MAKES ME STIFFY HUH
Person 2: ikr she is so hot
Tiffy Makes Me Stiffy by ItsPromo December 6, 2018
The knot section of a man's tie, used to cover the claff (see claff) can be judged on size, shape and all round build quality.
"Ben's twiff is looking awful as usual, should have gone for the double Windsor"
Twiff by Shah shakedown May 6, 2015
A fine vagina, pretty as a flower.
That piece of ass has a grade a twiff.
twiff by Dick Goezinya February 16, 2005
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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