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Twiffender 

A Twitter felon. A person who's been suspended from Twitter because they're considered offensive or a threat to the establishment. Twiffenders are usually law abiding, patriotic American citizens who identify as Conservatives, Republicans, or Constitutionalists.
1. After being deemed a Twiffender John began using a backup account.
2. Once you've labeled a Twiffender it's nearly impossible to be reinstated on Twitter without a shadow.
3. After my last account was flagged I became a third degree Twiffender.
Twiffender by SpitFire4Truth June 2, 2020
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The nick name given to an Instrumentation Technician. The term Tiffy is derived from the Royal Navy designated tradesmanship "Instrument Artificer" Artificer later replaced with the term Technician in Petro-Chemical, Pharmaceutical and Oil & Gas Exploration and Production industries.

A group of Instrument techs are commonly referred to as Tiffy's" or "Tiffies".
Operations supervisor askes the Maintenance Supervisor... "Can you arrange for a tiffy to inspect the pressure reading instruments on the reactor column? They appear to be indicating incorrectly.
Tiffy by YZF1070 January 3, 2019
A light or lazy version of masturbation, where one is not intending to finish the job. Mindless manipulation of the genitals while being preoccupied with other non-sexual tasks, often not even resulting in arousal.
Bill: "What are you doing, bro?"
Steve: "Not much, dude. Just watching the game and twiffling my junk."
twiffling by Leoness August 6, 2014

Tiffy Makes Me Stiffy

Person 1 : TIFFY MAKES ME STIFFY HUH
Person 2: ikr she is so hot
Tiffy Makes Me Stiffy by ItsPromo December 6, 2018
The knot section of a man's tie, used to cover the claff (see claff) can be judged on size, shape and all round build quality.
"Ben's twiff is looking awful as usual, should have gone for the double Windsor"
Twiff by Shah shakedown May 6, 2015
A fine vagina, pretty as a flower.
That piece of ass has a grade a twiff.
twiff by Dick Goezinya February 16, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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