twerkage

The measurement of twerking

Wow, her twerkage is at 60%

by ninjewhan November 27, 2014

tweakage

Tweakage is simply tweaking the word tweak to create a fun variation of the word tweak.

That radio copy was pretty close to perfect. It just needed a bit of tweakage.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 14, 2010

clitoral tweakage

when you are driving on a two lane highway, and the two cars in front of you are going at or above the speed limit, therefore not allowing you to pass. Also known as 'playing with my vagina' or 'thumping my twat'

I don't have time for this clitoral tweakage. I'm already late for an important meeting.

by Brandon Lawson February 10, 2007

twerkapella

The act of twerking when there is no music or beat aka the silent twerk

Guy 1 - "Look at that girl over there twerking her ass off! There's not even any music on!"

Guy 2 - "Oh yeah don't mind her she's just doing a twerkapella"

by Michael Victory aka B Fisha September 12, 2013

twerkageddon

A celebratory contest based on the traditional authentic Fijian Kava ceremony popularized in Florida involving Twerking around the Tanoa (kava bowl).

Did you go to Twerkageddon, I got shell faced at KavaSutra and watched the show!

by WhiteFijian January 31, 2023

Anal tweakage

When someone, usually your boss or a dick higher up the reporting line than you, insists on making small, totally unnecessary adjustments to what you've been working on for HOURS just to prove the point that a) they are more senior than you and b) they are in fact a dick

Oh bloody hell, don't show that slide deck to Mongo, he's bound to want a bit of anal tweakage on that bad boy

by Doobyduck December 10, 2019

tweakage

A feeling of exerting yourself in uncordinated movements, blurting out words or sounds that make no sense, and (if you're on a computer) typing in non-coherent sentences with whatever you can hit on the keyboard which make no sense whatsoever.

The tweakage, when it happens physically, can't be explained. The explaination would change every time due to the fact that the motions are never repeated twice and the reason behind it can be a wide variety of things. It will consist of rapid movement in a short period of time. If two people are experiencing the tweakage at the same time, it is very common for them to "throw down that true" and tweak out.

IN NO WAY IS THE TWEAKAGE RELATED TO ANY DRUG USAGE...except alcohol...on occation.

Original creators of the Tweakage:
Chryos
Biggin

Tweakage can't be explained in an example but has to be experienced or observed.

by PsyXel November 20, 2007