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tweakage 

A feeling of exerting yourself in uncordinated movements, blurting out words or sounds that make no sense, and (if you're on a computer) typing in non-coherent sentences with whatever you can hit on the keyboard which make no sense whatsoever.

The tweakage, when it happens physically, can't be explained. The explaination would change every time due to the fact that the motions are never repeated twice and the reason behind it can be a wide variety of things. It will consist of rapid movement in a short period of time. If two people are experiencing the tweakage at the same time, it is very common for them to "throw down that true" and tweak out.

IN NO WAY IS THE TWEAKAGE RELATED TO ANY DRUG USAGE...except alcohol...on occation.

Original creators of the Tweakage:
Chryos
Biggin
Tweakage can't be explained in an example but has to be experienced or observed.
tweakage by PsyXel November 20, 2007

tweakage 

the minor revisions you makes to a public-facing form of communication you have responsibility for, or authority over
Can you please add some tweakage to the website's disclosure statement in order to address the concerns that have been raised by the committee?
tweakage by MNL897 November 13, 2024

clitoral tweakage 

when you are driving on a two lane highway, and the two cars in front of you are going at or above the speed limit, therefore not allowing you to pass. Also known as 'playing with my vagina' or 'thumping my twat'
I don't have time for this clitoral tweakage. I'm already late for an important meeting.
clitoral tweakage by Brandon Lawson February 10, 2007

Anal tweakage

When someone, usually your boss or a dick higher up the reporting line than you, insists on making small, totally unnecessary adjustments to what you've been working on for HOURS just to prove the point that a) they are more senior than you and b) they are in fact a dick
Oh bloody hell, don't show that slide deck to Mongo, he's bound to want a bit of anal tweakage on that bad boy
Anal tweakage by Doobyduck December 10, 2019

NTD (national tweakage day) 

November 2 is national tweakage day where all mans completely start tweaking out to the max extent with no context.
“Did u see that guy milly rockin on the table
“Yea, but you hafta lowe cuz it’s NTD (national tweakage day)”

tweakaneese 

a language only twacked out tweaker meth addicts speak after a few days with no sleep...it's jumbled wierdo mumbling
i cant understand you dude...i dont speak tweakaneese...you need to put down the pipe and go to sleep
tweakaneese by nifernuttz July 19, 2010