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tweet skeet 

1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz

Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link

"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
tweet skeet by suyinmei August 22, 2009
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Skeet it and Tweet it 

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.
Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!

tweet sheet 

A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter
Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.
tweet sheet by jjmo July 20, 2009

teetskeet 

when a girl squirts her titmilk on your face, as if you were givin her titties, a blowjob :D
"DAMN kevin, you have a shit load of teetskeet on your face man, ew."

"yeah bro, that bitch's teetskeet is thick as fuck, she hasnt been milked in a while"

"dude, that bitch teet skeets like she is pregnant"

tweetskeet 

noun. verbal ejaculation on twitter lacking quality or substance
verb. the act of verbally ejaculating on twitter
These posts are tweetskeet.
Tweetskeeted all over that post. Nyah.
tweetskeet by toycg0 July 25, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026