tweet skeet 

1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz

Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.

1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link

"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."

tweet skeet by suyinmei August 22, 2009

Skeet it and Tweet it 

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.

Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!

Skeet it and Tweet it by JbJr03 July 30, 2010

tweet sheet 

A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter

Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.

tweet sheet by jjmo July 20, 2009

teetskeet 

when a girl squirts her titmilk on your face, as if you were givin her titties, a blowjob :D

"DAMN kevin, you have a shit load of teetskeet on your face man, ew."

"yeah bro, that bitch's teetskeet is thick as fuck, she hasnt been milked in a while"

"dude, that bitch teet skeets like she is pregnant"

teetskeet by omfgilikeitinmytitties July 28, 2009

tweetskeet 

noun. verbal ejaculation on twitter lacking quality or substance
verb. the act of verbally ejaculating on twitter

These posts are tweetskeet.
Tweetskeeted all over that post. Nyah.

tweetskeet by toycg0 July 25, 2009