Twatty bastard

An annoying, stupid or horrible person; basically a funnier way of calling someone a twat or a bastard

You little twatty bastard!

by Henry1342 October 11, 2016

Cunty twatty bastard

A person who really fucks you off, well and truly

That cunty twatty bastard has really pissed me off

by Whothehellateyou November 26, 2017

Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.

He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!

by ACL.15 June 19, 2025