twangler

The drawstrings of a hoodie that make your sweatshirt look retarded if they're uneven

Hey bud, you look like an idiot with your twanglers all fucked up like that

by Kelsea Lawson March 10, 2014

Dick Twangler

Someone who often times poisons the watering hole and also likes to take their long penis and spin it on the flip of a dime.

Wow, Johnny sure is a Dick Twangler. He knows how to really show the ladies hes hung like a wonka.

by James Bier November 1, 2019

Tangler

A long strand or strands of ass-hair that things get tangled in.

Damn! I got a poo nugget stuck in my tangler.

by Kim77777 August 4, 2009

Tittie Twanger

When a man proceeds to slap his meat against a woman’s breast

I gave my girlfriend a huge tittie twanger last night.

by MunnzysMemes June 21, 2019

Twangle

The weird feeling you get when you are expecting to experience a certain thing, but experience something else instead.
For example.. when you take a drink, and you expect it to be milk but it turns out to be apple juice.
Or.. when you are climbing stairs, and you expect there to be one more step than there actually is.

I had a twangle when I sat down there, the seat was much lower than I thought it was going to be!

by Kirsty and Nog January 11, 2011

twaggler

the term given to a stray piece of toilet paper found in a woman's vagina. The toilet paper is often twisted into tiny pieces, therefore making it difficult to recover all debris after a hearty, effective wipe.

Oh man... I went to the gyno, and the nurse totally pulled out a twaggler! Who knows how long it had been there!

by mandola February 17, 2009

Twangers

The name give to awesome Aaron Kelly fans. (Aaron Kelly was a contestant on American Idol Season 9)

Aaron Kelly Fan 1: OMG I love Aaron, I'm such a Twanger!
Aaron Kelly Fan 2: OMG same! We are Twangers!

by AaronKellyFan May 10, 2010