twampire
Did you see that douchebag guy in the team Edward twampire costume? He was right out of a bad Stephanie Meyer book.
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Trampire
A female vampire that cheats on her significant other.
Derived from the words tramp and vampire.
See also Kristen Stewart
Derived from the words tramp and vampire.
See also Kristen Stewart
Conan O'Brien: I'm sorry is there something wrong, Will? You seem upset.
Will Ferrell: I'm okay, I don't wanna talk about it.
Conan O'Brien: I've known you a long time, I've never seen you like this, what's the problem?
Will Ferrell: Well, I don't know if you follow the news at all but there's this actress Kristen Stewart okay and um she goes by "K-Stew" and um she had a boyfriend right, Robert Pattinson and um he's "R-Patz" and she cheated on him, and um they're broken up, they're not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan, you don't even know what they had, they were in love and she just threw it all away! And I just don't know if there was anything I could have done to have prevented it? And I don't know what it means to the Twilight franchise, I just don't know.
Conan O'Brien: Will, I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
Will Ferrell: It's not gonna be fine! Ever! It's never gonna be fine! What they had was so special, you don't even know! You would never know.
Conan O'Brien: What do you mean I'd never know? I've been in love.
Will Ferrell: No, not like them! Not like them. She is a trampire! That's what she is.
Conan O'Brien: That's horrible!
Will Ferrell: She is a trampire!
Will Ferrell: I'm okay, I don't wanna talk about it.
Conan O'Brien: I've known you a long time, I've never seen you like this, what's the problem?
Will Ferrell: Well, I don't know if you follow the news at all but there's this actress Kristen Stewart okay and um she goes by "K-Stew" and um she had a boyfriend right, Robert Pattinson and um he's "R-Patz" and she cheated on him, and um they're broken up, they're not gonna get back together ever. And what they had was so special, Conan, you don't even know what they had, they were in love and she just threw it all away! And I just don't know if there was anything I could have done to have prevented it? And I don't know what it means to the Twilight franchise, I just don't know.
Conan O'Brien: Will, I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
Will Ferrell: It's not gonna be fine! Ever! It's never gonna be fine! What they had was so special, you don't even know! You would never know.
Conan O'Brien: What do you mean I'd never know? I've been in love.
Will Ferrell: No, not like them! Not like them. She is a trampire! That's what she is.
Conan O'Brien: That's horrible!
Will Ferrell: She is a trampire!
Related Words
Trampire
Yo, doood this slut i don't even know wants to come over my house and suck my dick. She's a real TRAMPIRE!
Trampire by mrmattboring July 5, 2009
Tampire
1. A guy or woman who enjoys eating women while on thier cycle. The woman who allows this to happen to her is considered a Trampire.
Guy is getting ready to go downtown, girl stops him "you don't wanna do that, um, it's that time of the month" Guy says "don't worry, I'm a Tampire"
Tampire by Seth Hayes February 26, 2010
Tampire
Krueger: What are you going to dress up as?
Jason: I don't know if my girlfriend will let me leave, she's usually a tampire around Halloween.
Krueger: Haha, pussy.
Jason: I don't know if my girlfriend will let me leave, she's usually a tampire around Halloween.
Krueger: Haha, pussy.
Tampire by AzzaCadabra August 15, 2010
Trampire Head
Trampire Head by Jooleeuhhh November 1, 2006
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