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Twallock 

A mixture of TWAT and BOLLOCK usually used as an insult when people have performed an act of real stupidity.
Don't be such a TWALLOCK!
Twallock by SteGra January 10, 2010
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twollocks 

A combination of twat and bollocks. Best used alongside the word twunting
He was an utter twunt. Everything he said was a load of twunting twollocks.
twollocks by jamalf November 26, 2016

Twillock 

where a person is being more than a twat or a pillock, so there fore you combine the two
you want to call someone more tha one name but only have space for one
stop being such a twillock!
Twillock by xenasangel October 5, 2012
large mammoth penis that lives in your pants
i have a tallock right now in my ass
tallock by Felix Harris November 18, 2006

twallocks 

Combination of twaddle and bollocks used when someone is speeking nonsence. Indeed the term may be considered to be a load of twallocks.
You really do talk a load of twallocks.
twallocks by Thermofish June 24, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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