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A vagina so nasty that it might snap off someone's dick like a snapping turtle.
Joe: Mary is looking hot tonight. Imma go talk to her.

Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.
by jaxon88 July 22, 2010
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i haven't felt a turtle twat that tight since i broke into the zoo

this is the wettest turtle twat i felt since margaret thatcher sat on my face
by kris! April 17, 2007
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