turtlism

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A disease where a person sits alone, listening to the sea while studying turtles. They will write many poems about turtles. Write many love songs about turtles. Dress up like turtles. Turtles turtles turtles.

CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS.IS.SERIOUS.

If you feel any of these symptons please consult your garden gnome...they will know what to do.

Chav 1:Hey, lets steal that old grannies purse!
Chav 2:Whoaw man, dont mess with that granny, she published poetry about turtles...she well has turtlism.
Chav 1:She well needs help innit.
Chav2:Yeah man, she needs to talk to her garden gnome.

turtlism by the.guy.in.the.turtle.suit. February 23, 2011

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ninja turtleism

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse

dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow

ninja turtleism by marceld April 2, 2010

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Turtlish

Like a turtle; having to do with a turtle

That turtle is so turtlish.
You are so turtlish.

Turtlish by Hobbitesk September 23, 2005

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Turtlistic

1) (Adjective) Really gay but they think they're not gay but rather cool

2) (Noun) One who is very gay

Oliver is really turtlistic indeed

Turtlistic by Я Педик September 14, 2017

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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