turtleninja

A small eyed, Korean man in his 20s. Is very good at science but has very short, hairy legs and is a bit hard on the eyes.

Turtleninja: I like counting stars and conducting science experiments!^^
Student: Good for you turtleninja. You're so damn nerdy!

by moomamoomamoomamomo April 30, 2011

turtleminate

To attack someone with so many instant messages that their computer is in danger of shutting down. Typically done by making numerous new screennames and messaging someone from all of them at approximately the same time.

James wouldn't stop being dumb, so me and my buddy turtleminated him. He'll think twice before he gets online and bullshits us.

by turtelminator March 9, 2008