Turtlelicious

Feeling awesome like a turtle,because turtle is a superior creature in deep sea. They are known to assist in oil&gas development, exploration and pipeline project all over the world. To hide their advanced way of life and technology,the turtle race have developed myth about mermaid,which had successfully distracted human attention towards them. Aquaman are known to be their supreme leader and Master Roshi from the Dragon Ball(manga),is known as the liaison to the human.

Her: i love mermaid,they are so mystical...
Turtle: u have no fucking idea..i'm their master!
Her:no way!
Turtle:who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Her:omfg...i feel so turtlelicious

by Boratstoned September 07, 2017

tuteetuteetoo

Feeling depressed,sad,left alone,set aside, alienate.

Commonly used to describe pet's (animal) emotional after being treated poorly. Not getting enough attention from the owners.

In certain area,e.g: Malaysia , Kuala Lumpur
They are known areas in Kuala Lumpur that have huge number of cases regarding Tuteetuteetoo.
Some other places like Jakarta(Indonesia),Manila(Philippines)

Human : what the hell is wrong with you Felix(cat)?
Felix : meooww..meoooww..meooww..meoowee..meowwwwww.moewwwww.mewowow

*Where were you?you haven't feed me since yesterday?do you even care about me?i have been shitting on my own pile of shit for 1 week!why didn't you cleaned it up?do you even love me?do you even like me?who am i to you??come on man!
Human : wtf? *Faint
Felix : I'm feeling tuteetuteetoo.

by Boratstoned September 09, 2017