turtle test

A turtle test is when you're not sure if you need to fart or shit, so you relax your butthole and push a little, and if a turtle's head peeks out, you clench your ass so you don't shit yourself. That is a "positive" turtle test. A "negative" is when a fart comes out.

Dude, pull over, I've gotta take a shit.

No way Bro, can't you just fart or something?

I just did a turtle test Dude, and it was positive. Pull over before I shit in your car.

by Otto Parts December 12, 2012

Turtle Testicle

An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.

ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.

Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle

by ChristmasLights101 December 1, 2019

Turtle Tester

A person who flunked out of high school, so now he has to hunt turtle's for make up companies.

"Some loser that flunked out of high school"

by Gabba February 23, 2005

turtletext

to reply at a text at a speed slower than slow.

yo, rach, quit turtletexting me.

by Fuck_cops92 December 31, 2009

turtletext

Synonymous for sexting. When two people cannot be together on a webcam or in person and resort to sending dirty messages through texting. Can be an adjective or noun.

I wish I could be there with you, but since I can't, wanna turtletext? ;)

by fuzzykoala5 September 28, 2011