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An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.
ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.

Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle
by ChristmasLights101 December 2, 2019
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An app that young girls use before they turn into a VSCO girl or a E-GIRL.
WARNING: Do not use this app unless you want to turn into a VSCO girl and be an annoying girl. Or don't use the app unless you want to turn into a E-GIRL in which you don't talk to anybody and make TikTok's about how depressed you are.
by ChristmasLights101 December 2, 2019
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Nalepka is a beautiful last name and is usually given to beautiful people. Even Though they may be insecure sometimes they are still an amazing person.
*Friend* Did you see that new girl?
*Friend 2* Yeah, isn't her last name Nalepka?
*Friend* Yeah she's smokin' hot!
by ChristmasLights101 December 2, 2019
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