Definitions by nutellacroissant

Nebraskan Turntables 

When you're fingering two girls at once. Rubbing the clits in a circle resembles the motion a DJ makes spinning a turntable.

Me: Ay what's the closest you've ever been to a threesome?
Ben: Haha I was so close one time. I actually did the Nebraskan Turntables on these twins, but I didn't get to fuck after.
Me: Damn! Why not?
Ben: Because they thought that fingering both of them at once was the stupidest shit ever. They left immediately after I tried it...

Nebraskan Turntables by nutellacroissant May 1, 2021

Ellie Supreme 

When you're doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick.

Me: Yo Jake you fuck that girl yet?
Jake: Yeah bro, but it sucked. She gave me an Ellie Supreme.
Me: Wow dude. That's really embarrassing, so I'll never make fun of you or post about it anonymously on the internet.
Jake: Thanks man. Appreciate you.

Ellie Supreme by nutellacroissant February 27, 2020

Brushfires Down Unda

When a girl has long ginger pubes.

Me: Hey Jake what happened with you and that redhead?
Jake: It was sweet bro. I got all up in those brushfires down unda.
Me: That's fucking nasty dude.

Brushfires Down Unda by nutellacroissant February 27, 2020

Floridian Pussy Rocket 

When your girl is sleeping and you pour coke into her vagina then add some mentos. You know what happens next.

Me: You think if I pull a Floridian Pussy Rocket on her she'll break up with me? I just wanna see what happens.
Anthony: Nah if you film it and tell her it's a prank after, she'll be cool with it.
Me. Sick. Tonight's gonna be fun as hell.

Floridian Pussy Rocket by nutellacroissant February 27, 2020