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he gon and turn gay on me, like a fag
turn gay by fagbasher3000 December 27, 2011

Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay 

Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick

Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.

Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?

Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....

Turn the freaking frogs gay 

TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAE, DO YA HERE ME?

2. A vine, that’s long lost.
Damn, turn the freaking frogs gay.”

Turn the friggin’ frogs gay 

A phase from long time homophobe and angry tomato Alex Jones. The one time he actually got something right, as the gays are actually turning the frogs, but not through chemicals, but through our fabulousness.
✨SLAY✨💅
Gay 1: did you get the chemicals for the water?
Gay 2: no, we descovored ✨slaying✨ was enough to turn the friggin’ frogs gay