Tardster

a (non-literally) retarded hipster. one who acts in a retarded way without having the excuse of being mentally challenged, while simultaneously thinking they're being cooler than everyone around them.

look at that tardster in the red skinny jeans tasting that alligator empanada and acting surprised when it doesn't taste good

by ihatecomingupwithpseudonyms July 6, 2013

tardstroke

A retarded person who shits his pants all the time, probably because they are retarded.

Hitler is a TARDSTROKE

by Monkfishification October 15, 2009

turdster

A prankster who throws a turd into a discussion. Superficially, they are just another participant. But in reality, they are less interested in persuading others than in making a splash.

The back and forth in the comment section was going well, until that snickering turdster joined in.

by Reverend Bat Boy November 15, 2013

tardstar

A mentally retarded person who is exceptionally talented in some way.

Timmy may be severely retarded, but he sings Pavarotti beautifully. He's a real tardstar!

by TheMadLinguist January 11, 2009

turdster

A weasly, bespeckled, ginger haired, personality vacuumed male.

Oy you, nob off turdster!

by Nonceman April 27, 2003

tardstrong

very retarded.
See also "tardostrong".

You tardstrong, boy! Or, in observing something totally stupid, in place of saying, "Wow, that's stupid" or "What the hell is he thinking?" you could say "Tardstrong" or "That's pretty damned tardstrong!"

by Fuzz Daddy November 20, 2007

Tardterd

Tardterd: n; the retarded terd that comes from a retard.

Our president is a great producer of Tardterds.

by CHCKNHRT January 25, 2013