turd-shit 

something that really sucks or you hate.

your hair looks like turd-shit today.

turd-shit by turd December 11, 2003

Holy Turd Shit! 

An exclamation one would make when experiencing something life threatening and survive.

*blindfolded person throws three knives and missed kid*

Kid: Holy Turd Shit!!!!

Holy Turd Shit! by The Accountable Badass July 20, 2010

king turd of shit island 

(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.

Man, look at Tom, he thinks he is so important. Me must be the king turd of shit island.

king turd of shit island by Jim December 5, 2003

King Turd Of Shit Mountain 

someone who thinks (mistakenly)that they run everything in the area that they are in but are oblivious to the fact that the area is a shithole and that they are, indeed, a shithead and have no power or authority at all!

did you see the idiot landlord in that dump of a pub last night? he really thought he was King Turd of Shit Mountain, didn't he?

King Turd Of Shit Mountain by rob oyns October 11, 2006

shit turd 

when a shit pebble turns into a turd

wow, look at that shit turd in the toilet

shit turd by marcus boyd the 3rd October 27, 2003

Turd of Shit 

Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.

I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.

Turd of Shit by TangClock July 29, 2009

Monkey shit turd 

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

Monkey shit turd by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022