First of the morning turd
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A turd whirler is a pocket of air(fart) that travels down your poop shoot while whirling around the piece of poop you got in there. While it whirls and swirls about trying to get out, it captures the funky fresh aroma of the turd and then exits; letting you know you should probably go take care of that!
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2. Likely a dietitian.
3. One who knows about your physical health by examining your poop.
4. A person who has a bowel movement, and speaks to it before flushing. (This can be most disturbing when standing outside of the door waiting for the restroom.)
2. Likely a dietitian.
3. One who knows about your physical health by examining your poop.
4. A person who has a bowel movement, and speaks to it before flushing. (This can be most disturbing when standing outside of the door waiting for the restroom.)
Person 1: What is Shannon doing in the bathroom dude?
Person 2: No clue man...I just took a dump, and she ran in there after my turd!
Person 1: Dude...She is such a Turd Whisperer.
Person 2: No clue man...I just took a dump, and she ran in there after my turd!
Person 1: Dude...She is such a Turd Whisperer.
by thephantomwang December 1, 2010
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