turd whisle 

First of the morning turd

I took a turd whisle this morning.

turd whisle by Sporty75 October 7, 2023

Turd Whistle 

A Turd whistle is a Fart. Its a turd honking for the right of away.

"Brrrrrrraaaaaaapp! Did ya hear that turd whistle" "Hey there ya turd whistle" "Hey turd whistle, drop and give me 20"

Turd Whistle by fartsupply August 6, 2018

turd whirler 

A turd whirler is a pocket of air(fart) that travels down your poop shoot while whirling around the piece of poop you got in there. While it whirls and swirls about trying to get out, it captures the funky fresh aroma of the turd and then exits; letting you know you should probably go take care of that!

"Eww that stinks dude! It must be a turd whirler!"

turd whirler by FMaye November 27, 2022

Turd Whisperer 

1. This should really go without saying

2. Likely a dietitian.

3. One who knows about your physical health by examining your poop.

4. A person who has a bowel movement, and speaks to it before flushing. (This can be most disturbing when standing outside of the door waiting for the restroom.)

Person 1: What is Shannon doing in the bathroom dude?

Person 2: No clue man...I just took a dump, and she ran in there after my turd!

Person 1: Dude...She is such a Turd Whisperer.

Turd Whisperer by thephantomwang December 1, 2010