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A Turd whistle is a Fart. Its a turd honking for the right of away.
"Brrrrrrraaaaaaapp! Did ya hear that turd whistle" "Hey there ya turd whistle" "Hey turd whistle, drop and give me 20"
by fartsupply August 06, 2018
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