turd stick

A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms turd and stick.

George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.

by Googles January 11, 2004

Turd Stick

Black penis, especially when a black penis is inserted into a white vagina, it looks like the white lady is pooping out of her vag. The thicker the black dick, the bigger the turd.

Person A: "Seen the latest Blacked video?"
Person B: "Nah I don't watch turd sticks, looks like poop every time."

by Whites Are Gapes April 19, 2019

turd on a stick

A piece of crap on a stick that is perfect for eatting.

I just found a turd on a stick.

by smeezekitty May 11, 2010

Turdstick

A term used to describe somebody who is being excessively annoying.

Student: Teacher, I want to clean my pet turtle instead of doing homework.

Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.

by turdstick1004 November 13, 2017

Tardstick

An idiot, exactly 36" of imbecile.

He's a tardstick, he thinks addiction is a disease and Obama was a great leader.

by erbilohcan June 2, 2018

Turdsickle

An informal insult that is used toward someone who is rude, poorly mannered, or annoying.

"Screw you, mom!" Kim said. "You are a turdsickle!" Kris replied.

by Looneydog3 December 14, 2022

tardstick

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006