turd smash 

1. a hilarious item to order at fast food restaurants either from drive-thru or front counter. (commonly ordered by the can)

2. an insult

uh, yeah... I'd like 3 cans of turd smash

man, you're such a turd smash

turd smash by Brandon Sisk May 15, 2005

Turd Smasher 

A neat little blend of the words turd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like "shut your mouth/trap" and "stick a sock/cock in it"

<Drunk asshole #1> "YOSH!! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"

<Couch potatoe> For the sake of fucking-in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"

<Drunk asshole #2> "Jesus, dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."

<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*

Turd Smasher by Aaron the Hyper June 29, 2007

turdsmasher

Someone who clogs the toilet so badly to the point where it breaks the toilet completely.

Hey, I just had a turdsmasher in my neighbors bathroom.

turdsmasher by WillieG1023 March 15, 2024