turdsmasher

Someone who clogs the toilet so badly to the point where it breaks the toilet completely.

Hey, I just had a turdsmasher in my neighbors bathroom.

turdsmasher by WillieG1023 March 15, 2024

Turdmaster 

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.

Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.

Turdmaster by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

turdmaster 

one who defecates excessively large quantities of stool.

Though our cat and dog consume similar quantities of food,
the dog is the true turdmaster.

turdmaster by sphinctre February 23, 2011

Turd Smasher 

A neat little blend of the words turd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like "shut your mouth/trap" and "stick a sock/cock in it"

<Drunk asshole #1> "YOSH!! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"

<Couch potatoe> For the sake of fucking-in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"

<Drunk asshole #2> "Jesus, dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."

<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*

Turd Smasher by Aaron the Hyper June 29, 2007

turdsmotherer 

the kungfoo move of compressing the spinal cord by placing your hands on the head and gooche and squeesing, the goal is to colapse the head into the anus. hense the name turdsmotherer also known as the european turd smotherer.

i gave that geek a turdsmotherer

or that ninja is a turdsmothererer

turdsmotherer by anonomous January 3, 2005

Tarpsmasher

someone that smashes tarps for a living, or a derogatory term for anyone and everything you don't like.

at a person: Yo Aaron, stop being a tarpsmasher and play League of legends.

at an object: This Tarpsmashing computer keeps deleting my porn when I'm looking at it!

Tarpsmasher by Marthrian November 20, 2011