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1. a hilarious item to order at fast food restaurants either from drive-thru or front counter. (commonly ordered by the can)

2. an insult
uh, yeah... I'd like 3 cans of turd smash

man, you're such a turd smash
by Brandon Sisk May 12, 2005
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