turd miner

One who excavates fecal matter.

Ryan's mom is a turd miner

turd miner by DaveIsCool123456789 June 11, 2006

Turd-Miner 

There is no definition that can explain the harsh, back-breaking work that My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father did when he was 3 years old.

Sadly, to make a living, My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father Was a Poor Virginia Turd-Miner, working for no more than three cents a week

Turd-Miner by The BIZ December 26, 2004

turdminer 

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.

A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."

turdminer by justadrunk August 16, 2004