turdminer

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.

A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."

by justadrunk August 17, 2004

Turdminator

A prize winning stool that reaches from the pool of the porcelain throne, giving a thumbs up as it slips under the foamy water

Mom, check out this turdminator

by Jeynox February 4, 2016