John keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. Nothing escapes John's attention. John...what a turd counter.
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The sewerage workers encountered many counter sunk turds after last night's 'pooftas on parade' gay mardi gras.
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A country that has social or political conventions that are considered uncivilized and/or immoral compared to that of other countries.
"A woman in Iran was arrested and killed for not wearing a head covering. What a turd world country."
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