turd chopper

Check out the turd chopper on that chick.
by me February 21, 2005
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turd chopper

A special knife dedicated to slice up the turd that's too big to flush.
Bloody hell, that was a big one. Just had to get the turd chopper out.
by manmarcoman May 17, 2016
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