turd chopper 

Another word for butt or ass.

Check out the turd chopper on that chick.

turd chopper by me February 20, 2005

turd chopper 

A special knife dedicated to slice up the turd that's too big to flush.

Bloody hell, that was a big one. Just had to get the turd chopper out.

turd chopper by manmarcoman May 17, 2016

turd chomper 

one who consumes feces

So I walked into the stall and i found this turd chomper chowin down

turd chomper by bonjangelz April 30, 2011

turdhopper

Someone who continues to fly/travel during a pandemic although aware of the already less than clean and packed conditions(turd-like).

"Your cousin has been traveling constantly between the US and Europe for years, but even months after pandemic they haven't slowed down at all!"

"Yeah, I'm avoiding them until there's a vaccine since they're constant turdhoppers."

turdhopper by pimpmastahanhduece July 20, 2020