turd basket

a toilet

move! I need to get to the turd basket!

by memecp June 05, 2020

turd basket

A turd basket is a name given to someone who is full of crap or someone who you know is telling a big dirty lie.

Can you belive that Johnny tried to tell us that crap, he's such a turd basket!

by Godfrey G July 05, 2006

Turd-Basket

A person who collects crap on other people behind their backs making themselves look like shit. Often a small punk who has no life or personality trying to make himself look better, but instead is often hated.

Wow, look at this kid running his mouth again.
Yeah, what a turd-Basket.

by Alessria November 12, 2010

Turd Basket

(Adjective) Turd Basket. Turd Basket refers to sombody whom you think is a Dumb Ass or is full of shit.

Your a Hecking Turd Basket.
John Doe is a real Turd Basket.
I can not deal with theas Turd Baskets anny more.

by Mr.Cats July 03, 2020

Turd Basket

An alocholic drink in which a shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a half pint of Red Bull and chugged. Similar to an Irish car bomb.

Bartender, may I please have a round of turd baskets for the guys?

by Ted Ferguson June 18, 2007

Turd basket

The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.

That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.

by Jonathan Footpenis May 29, 2017