tumblr daddy

Characters (mostly main protagonists/antagonists from indie franchises) that are sexualized and simped on by a bunch of LGBTQ+ kids from tumblr.

Examples like:
Baldi - Baldi’s Basics
The Onceler - The Lorax
Bill Cypher - Gravity Falls
Black Hat - Villainous
Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine
Sans - Undertale

(chances of your character being a tumblr daddy can increase if your character wears a comically long top hat.)

“omg did u see that pic of rick’s hot ass on tumblr??

yass he’s such a tumblr daddy uwu”

tumblr daddy by Kakathegreatest December 13, 2021

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Tumbler daddy

Like a sugar daddy but THIS daddy will build you a tumbler turner, preferably a 5 or more cup turner. The more sexual favors he receives in return the more he will build. Mostly known in the crafting community by all the hot sexy tumbler woman.

“He made me a 10 cup turner! We have only been on 4 dates but he’s my Tumbler Daddy now! *wink wink*”, said Mel!

Tumbler daddy by Jcastorena August 12, 2020

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daddy tumble

The DADDY of Mr Tumble impressions .
You almost feel as though you’re in the presence of Mr Tumble himself.

‘ omg, nat is such a daddy tumble’

daddy tumble by Beachball007 May 17, 2018

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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