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A small amount of lino (linoleum) floor covering not on show. When laying a lino (linoleum) floor covering the amount of lino that is not on show & is pushed under the skirting board is called tuckage.
How much tuckage on this piece?
tuckage by Steinman July 25, 2007
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The late night meal or snack occuring between dinner and breakfast
"Kickin' off tonight with some good ol' tockage of Pizza Rolls and ice cream! Did you know that it's scientifically proven that tockage makes people happier by releasing good feel chemicals in their brain? Help make this generation happier by spreading the word! :)"
Tockage by Alex827625 June 16, 2018
The effect caused by Scallys/Chavs tucking their pants into their socks to look "cool"
"AAAAAAHHHHHH MATE! Proper tockage on da go!"

"Look at the state of that lad with his stupid tockage! Does he think he looks good?!"

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026