ttyd 

"talk to you drunk"
Referring to ttyl (talk to you later), said when you know youre gonna get on IM later and talk to the person after you got drunk.

A: Alright man ttyd
B: haha Have fun drinkin' man!

ttyd by TTYD September 10, 2011

ttydtc 

An acronym for "Talk To You During The Commercials." Used mainly over IM by those who are too addicted to certain T.V. shows to even attempt to multi-task.

bobrules: my away message says "watching 24 - don't expect a response"
bobrules: but you can ignore that for a minute, it's not on yet
swooshx: ...ok
bobrules: so how was your day
swooshx: well, i'm glad you asked
bobrules: WAIT IT'S ON!!!
bobrules: ttydtc
swooshx: u suck.

ttydtc by joxmarie May 30, 2007

TTYDFP 

The Things You Do For Pussy. In reference to all the challenges a male will have to go through in order to get himself laid. The male will often buy the female gifts, food and other things, with one sole intention, pussy.

Friend : Yo i just bought this girl frozen yogurt and starbucks now Im walking to her house
Me : TTYDFP man.

TTYDFP by masteraze August 15, 2017

ttydwihiwyfc 

The things you did well I hope i was your favorite crime. From "favorite crime" by Olivia Rodrigo

ttydwihiwyfc

ttydwihiwyfc by Dogwawa029 November 25, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019