trumped dump

When you walk around telling your buddies that you going to take a dump, a tremendous, big league dump. You go to the bathroom and only fart a bunch.

I took a trumped dump at work today. My co workers don't want to hear about it anymore.

by cheeseman 2010 November 14, 2016

Trump Dump

An absurb statement or series of statements with no basis in fact uttered or tweeted by Donald Trump, often at 6 am during his already scheduled dumping times. A Trump dump may not be retracted until after more than 5 years of assertation without any evidence (see: Obama's birth certificate), or may just pass into nothingness after the media frenzy is complete.

Have you heard about the latest Trump dump? Apparently Big Bird is really a nazi propogandist!

by #trumpdump March 21, 2017

Trump dump

When Donald trump takes a verbal shit

Person 1: Hey, did you hear what trump said about Mexicans?
Person 2: yeah, it was a total trump dump!

by Emazing July 19, 2016

trump dump

n.

just the greatest, most fantastic, classiest bowel movement ever

The President-elect is taking a trump dump.

by pseudononymous November 17, 2016

Trump Dump

Fecal matter that strongly (or loosely) resembles Donald Trump, in appearance, smell, or intelligence.

After Taco Tuesday I polluted the bathroom with a particularly potent Trump Dump.

by Salty Cecil September 17, 2016

Trump dump

When you take a dump and it looks like Donald Trump's hair.

Dakota: I just took a Trump dump!
Dalton: Wow, that bad?

by Greekgeeksam236 July 27, 2016

Trump Dump

When you have to take a huge, messy and smelly poop, especially when that poop goes on and on or occurs in multiple stages.

"Man, those burritos I ate last night game me a lot of belly pain."
"Are you feeling OK today?"
Oh yeah - this morning I had a major Trump Dump, and now I'm all cleaned out."

"Oh my GOD IN HEAVEN, what is that SMELL?"
Sorry, I just took a Trump Dump."

by ChickOfFewWords November 13, 2016