trumped dump

When you walk around telling your buddies that you going to take a dump, a tremendous, big league dump. You go to the bathroom and only fart a bunch.

I took a trumped dump at work today. My co workers don't want to hear about it anymore.

by cheeseman 2010 November 14, 2016

Dump Trumpet

The Anus

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.

by Standard Bruv July 2, 2011

trumperdumpered

The act of getting completely donged on.

You've been trumperdumpered.

by pbandasher November 17, 2016

dumpster trumpet

To eat ass like playing smooth jazz. Just blow into the mouthpiece.

I played that bitch like a dumpster trumpet!

by Having Fun... October 8, 2022