trumpdoom

a feeling that bad world events will happen

We are trumpdoomed for the next four years, a World War III is inevitable.

by The Idiot Savants November 9, 2016

Trumpotomy

an operation that results in destruction of the frontal lobe of the brain, causing the "victim" to lose all capacity for higher thought, reason, etc.; commonly suffered by attendees at Trump rallies; syn: magatized hannatized

OMG! My pervy uncle got a Trumpotomy at a Trump rally. He was thoroughly magatized; it transformed him into a low-IQ person... a complete Trumpanzee! He still grabs me by my pussy, but is become such a ignoranus trumpanzee, he does his old grab-a-snatch routine indiscreetly, even in front of my parents!!! OMG!!!!

by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

Trumpotomy

A portmanteau formed from Trump, i.e., Donald Trump + lobotomy + hemorrhoidectomy. A radical psychological/psychiatric intervention to reverse the effects of victims who have been magatized.

My pervy uncle attended a Trump rally where he was magatized; now he is in dire need of a Trumpotomy.

by Eppypotamus July 11, 2019

Trumpconomic

Invoking tariffs, threatening treaties, speaking in blunt terms and using heavy handed tactics to ensure countries respect all of your competitive advantages, in an effort to ensure your country receives fair trade assurances.

Seemingly unafraid of political criticism from those favoring a global economy and open borders, the president used Trumpconomic policies to narrow the gigantic trade deficit.

by Chopper18 July 12, 2018

TrumpNom

A vague word or phrase used by Donald Trump. "Nom" stands for nominalization. Nominalizations are words used often in hypnotherapy. They usually involve turning verbs into nouns, but they can also be any word or phrase that is so vague and subjective that listeners are forced to insert their own subjective meanings. Statements containing nominalizations create in the minds of listeners the illusion that the message is directed directly at them when in reality listeners are simply filling in the vague words with their own ideas. In therapy, nominalizations can heal. In the political world of "smoke and mirrors", however, a TrumpNom is a mirror.

To discuss the physical characteristics of a cat is objective. To say a cat is the BEST cat you have ever seen...one that is FAR BETTER than the one across the street because that one is a DISASTER, it's UGLY, a NIGHTMARE, it LOVES EVERYTHING YOU HATE, and it FEELS TERRIBLE to pet, is to manipulate you using TrumpNoms.

The car salesman used 4 TrumpNoms when he said his Ford Escort was the best car in the lot, a sweet ride, better than anything else, and that any other salesmen are disasters.

by StimpyForPrez February 3, 2017

Trumplomacy

trum-ploh-muh-see

noun
the profession, activity, or skill of being unable or useless at managing international relations.

the art of dealing with people in an insensitive and tactless way.

For the first time in his life Donald was now obliged to have recourse to Trumplomacy; and his pen proved almost as formidable as his wig .

by WelshRuffster January 9, 2017

trumpdontcare

The Republican replacement for Obamacare is such a mess that the new health care plan will be known as TRUMPDONTCARE.

Rather than fix the flaws in Obamacare, Trump has created a disaster. From here on, it will be known as TRUMPDONTCARE.

by Marshallkell March 9, 2017