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Trump Penis 

When you have a penis that either looks like Donald trump or it has blonde pussy hair
Joe: Damn, you had sex with that Trump penis?

Donald: yep and it was HUGE
Trump Penis by Majira Strawberry January 31, 2017

Trump Penis 

1.
A common condition where ones penis looks like trump.

2.
An oddly small penis, one that can easily fit in trumps small hands.
"I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee it".

"Man I have a trump penis, what a shame".
Trump Penis by Urban Moderators February 24, 2017

Donald Trump's penis 

Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party
"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"

Trump's Penis

A small white dot on Trump's groin. Needs microscope to see.
I can't see Trump's penis very well, I might need a 400X microscope to observe it.

Donald Trump's penis 

Nothing is smaller then Donald Trump's penis.

Donald Trump Has a Small Penis

It’s rhetorical satire—critiquing behavior viewed as dishonest and insecure, not making a literal or physical claim, although possible and probably.
Donald Trump has a small penis, and JD Vance is a bottom
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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