Truemann is one of the most loyal, funniest best kissers in this planet. Truemann is a human being who is capable of loving you so much there's no one that can compare.
A terrible town in northeast Arkansas with nothing but meth heads and heroin addicts. People often have sex with pool toys or lawn furniture in their front yard. There is absolutely nothing promising in the whole town. If you leave your door unlocked you will be robbed by a nasty meth head with no teeth named Bubba. If you have any self respect then you will never come here.
Used primarily in southern Maryland, trueman, when used as a noun, is slang for "gypsy." It is also used as an exclamation when a toad is found near one's mailbox.
Example 1, slang for gypsy: "I went to see a fortune-telling trueman to find out if Kristin is in love with me. I think the trueman put a hex on me instead. I should have tipped her."
Example 2, as an exclamation: "Trueman! Ugh, toads are so gross."
The act of being targeted for harassment that includes touchless assault by microwaves and the act of Gangstalking. It can be initiated by a government, wealthy third party/corporation, organized crime or local civic group. The Gangstalking tactics in particular originated from the COINTELPRO program the FBI created and declassified in the 1970's
The term Trumanned originated from the 1998 movie staring Jim Carey, were he became situationally aware his life was being controlled and choreographed. A feeling most victims of this abuse feel at times.
Dave is really freaking out. He started talking about getting hit with microwaves and being stalked by groups of people. Sounds like he's getting Trumanned, if you ask me...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!