Troublems
A combination of the words "trouble" and "problems" meaning to have large issues or to fail at something.
Person 1: Apparently Lady GaGa has a penis. That is so hot!
Person 2: Dude, you have some serious troublems.
Person 1: Wow, I just smacked myself in the head with my own knee.
Person 2: Having some troublems with coordination?
Person 2: Dude, you have some serious troublems.
Person 1: Wow, I just smacked myself in the head with my own knee.
Person 2: Having some troublems with coordination?
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