This kid is fuckin' hilarious. He laughs at the most random shit, but yet, when important things need to be said he's the first person to talk. Has unlimited amounts of energy even when functioning on less than 3 hours of sleep. You'll never forget him, and he'll never forget about anything because he has a photographic memory. He's sometimes too nice. And is a quick responder either if it comes to a question or text.
Travis Tritt'n - (VERB) Strutting, swinging your hips like a young Forrest Gump because you KNOW you are hotter than Georgia Asphalt. A completely unfounded sense of redneck superiority. A means of "Showing Off" what little to no other person is remotely interested in.
The Sheriff was Travis Tritt'n his ass up and down the jailhouse, flaunting freedom at those without it.
Paris Hilton was Travis Tritt'n her lunch meat while getting out of the car.
A shirt made of spandex or lycra much like an Under Armor shirt that a man with titties would wear for support and the appearance of a muscular chest.
Carl developed bitch tit after he stopped juicing up and working out at the gym. He needed a Tittie Shirt to make it look like he still had pecs. Sad Fuck!!!
A pair of optimal breasts that defy gravity. Spring break titties (SPT) and normal breasts differ due to the fact that, despite their large size, spring break titties are perky, bouncy, and have the ideal ratio of areola to breast tissue. All SPT are breasts, but not all breasts are SPT. Made popular by the Youtuber BlastphamousHD.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.