Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
Overstating. When a person goes beyond a point of explaining some thing repeatedly. Often, through high emotion or drunkenness. Bores you rigid with the regurgitation of emphasis about a certain theme. Repetition has already happened, yet the explanation is made again. Same story.
I had to walk out of the kitchen. Drunk Mary was tripeating about how she was wasn't drunk again. All she does is tripeat.
A unit of currency. When a woman does something exceptionally nice for a romantic partner, she earns a triplelingus--three solid sessions of cunnilingus.
Laura took him camping for the weekend and bought him dinner. That's a triplelingus for sure.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.