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Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
Toilexting by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

tripeating 

Overstating. When a person goes beyond a point of explaining some thing repeatedly. Often, through high emotion or drunkenness. Bores you rigid with the regurgitation of emphasis about a certain theme. Repetition has already happened, yet the explanation is made again. Same story.
I had to walk out of the kitchen. Drunk Mary was tripeating about how she was wasn't drunk again. All she does is tripeat.
tripeating by the-city-winkle July 13, 2017

tripleting 

The same as "twinning" but with three friends...
The three of us all had on matching Johnny Cash shirts. We were totally tripleting!!!
tripleting by sam d. May 12, 2017

Toilexting

Txting while using the toilet
Mom! I can't get in the bathroom, cuz John's toilexting!!
Toilexting by SammyG1963 December 4, 2015

Triplelingus 

A unit of currency. When a woman does something exceptionally nice for a romantic partner, she earns a triplelingus--three solid sessions of cunnilingus.
Laura took him camping for the weekend and bought him dinner. That's a triplelingus for sure.
Triplelingus by Underware July 3, 2009

Wild TripleTangent 

Having sex with three different partners in a 24 hour period.
No way Garvaundo had a wild TripleTangent on Saturday, he can't pull one guy nevermind three!