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Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
Toilexting by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

tripeating 

Overstating. When a person goes beyond a point of explaining some thing repeatedly. Often, through high emotion or drunkenness. Bores you rigid with the regurgitation of emphasis about a certain theme. Repetition has already happened, yet the explanation is made again. Same story.
I had to walk out of the kitchen. Drunk Mary was tripeating about how she was wasn't drunk again. All she does is tripeat.
tripeating by the-city-winkle July 13, 2017

tripleting 

The same as "twinning" but with three friends...
The three of us all had on matching Johnny Cash shirts. We were totally tripleting!!!
tripleting by sam d. May 12, 2017

Toilexting

Txting while using the toilet
Mom! I can't get in the bathroom, cuz John's toilexting!!
Toilexting by SammyG1963 December 4, 2015

Triplelingus 

A unit of currency. When a woman does something exceptionally nice for a romantic partner, she earns a triplelingus--three solid sessions of cunnilingus.
Laura took him camping for the weekend and bought him dinner. That's a triplelingus for sure.
Triplelingus by Underware July 3, 2009

Wild TripleTangent 

Having sex with three different strangers in a 24 hour period.
No way Garvaundo had a Wild TripleTangent on Saturday. He can't pull one guy, nevermind three.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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