The alternate internet within the internet where all that triggers and are triggered reside and perish amongst their victimhood and sadness.

You may find the 'triggernet' within many reddit threads, in the comment section of any video on youtube and on the 'woke' side of twitter and instagram.

You can create a portal to the 'triggernet' by simply implying any view publicly online that goes against what the easily triggered believe in.

" watched ____ new video and ended up on the triggernet real quick in the comment section.

Triggernet by wickedwitchofthesouth January 7, 2017

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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