trifle fingers

When you finger a girl who simultaneously has a yeast infection as well as being on her period

Friend 1: Hey Johnson you'll never guess what I got upto last night..
Friend 2: What Farhan?
Friend 1: I earned my trifle fingers badge!
Friend 2: Awesome bro, I got mine last week with your mother!

trifle fingers by A9S September 17, 2016

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Triple Finger Flinger

The act of taking your first three fingers, dipping them in pizza sauce, and inserting in vaginal cavity

i want to give Megan Fox a triple finger flinger

Triple Finger Flinger by deenutz17 December 20, 2009

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Triple Middle Finger

A sacred hand gesture that comes only to the worthy. Used ONLY when someone flips two birds. It's very simple, yet very satisfying.

The only teacher of the Triple Middle Finger is a man named "Chris Bukowski". Use with caution.

Triple Middle Finger by GarrySucksLMAOKEKWLULW January 2, 2022

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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