trick shit 

Its when something happens and it screws you right over. Often it something someone else does that's completely unnecessary and avoidable. The consequences for you are more severe than for the person that pulled the shit. The incidents will commonly occur when you least expect or want it to happen.

Dam that whack bitch behind be pulled some trick shit in my exam....now i have to retake.

Or

That crazy bitchass punk drove his car into me.... on the day of my sons wedding....daaag

trick shit by chazza1989 May 23, 2006

trick shit 

Having an almost uncontrollable desire to take the biggest dump/load/shit anyone can ever fathom. But when the moment finally arrives nothing but gas and quite possibly very few shit nibblets fall out.

Johnny had been driving for 5 miles trying to find a bathroom. He thought he was going to shit his pants with 20 pounds worth of crap. But when he got there he realized he had been trick shitted... he farted for 6 seconds straight, struggled, pushed, moved around in a circular motion only to have NOTHING come out of his bunghole.

all he could say was "damn, a trick shit!"

trick shit by italo August 13, 2007

trick shit 

A trick shit is a shit dumped on a table (or other suitable location), which seems unlikely or impossible or requires significant skill. Like trick shots in billiards but with poop.

We were without a billiards table for the weekend so we entertained ourselves by taking trick shit dumps off the local fire tower and trying to hit targets below.

trick shit by HamboneFakenamington11 January 14, 2024

the dancefloor shit trick

when you take a flaming dump on the dance floor
cause you always go to the dance bar down town
to get tipsy with your buds and avoid the tire slash
organizations of your city or prickle berry fairy ladies

My cousin could not weird dance this crazy bitch away from his dance spot so he finally rolled out the dancefloor shit trick as He and His friends had um nowhere else to dance anymore, as the smell was of the local sushi joint, Shiyaki's restaurant, as-if they forget yarbage day for yuhuck 3 weeks or more, poeyit tentially a periodT of a month, to be continued...

the dancefloor shit trick by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025

Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke 

When somebody says something to piss you off so you put a whole bunch of swear words together that doesn't make any sense just so you can make yourself feel better

Person 1 your retarded

Person 2:Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke
Person 1: that doesn't even make any sense

Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke by Pimpjuice 1234 June 23, 2018

truck shit 

When a man farts but accidentally shits himself and the girl grabs his shit and smuges it on her ass and gets ass fucked while he is shitting himself in a truck

guys! i did truck shit yesterday and he wants to do it again today! Do you wanna join?

truck shit by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

truck stop shit

The loud noise of belt buckles clanking together in a feverioush manner, with anticipation of opening in order to destroy the porcelain toilet bowl with a persons brown bad special.

Dude that guy just droppped off a truck stop shit ! I thought his belt cut through his jeans and if not his turd did for sure.

truck stop shit by MF Is the name of the game November 30, 2016